10 Telltale Signs Of Dangerous Authoritarianism

Someone you don't like won an election because more people voted for him: This should never be allowed to happen in a democracy.

People walking around smiling and enjoying their lives: Those poor, uninformed victims of oppression.

A TV show that lost $40 million a year got canceled: What are late-night talk shows supposed to do now? Be funny?

Literal concentration camps being built in the imaginations of journalists: Few things are more terrifying than literal imaginary things.

A super-hot actress did an ad for jeans: No one wants to live in a world where they have to look at attractive people.

Police trampling on the rights of hardworking carjackers and muggers: True freedom means never being arrested.

Jews are openly welcomed on university campuses: How far the education system has fallen.

Funding for Iraqi Sesame Street cut: Who will teach the little children their Alif, Baa, Taa's?

Food stamps no longer allowed to be used for Skittles: Fascists are waging war on the rainbow in more ways than one.

People you disagree with get to say stuff: How can anyone think this is fair?