Cry-Baby-trump has an Internet war of words on social media with the former president of Russia. He would never survive on SW... not even for a day.

Dmitry Medvedev is the kind of impatient guy who angrily says, "Don't you know who I am?" at airport security. And they shrug and say, "No.”

Even Russia’s oligarchs won’t take his calls—unless it’s to clean their cars.

How do you think I'd do against that Ruskie gnome?