UFC fight at the white house?

It made ALL the networks. 🤷🏻‍♂

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/trump-announces-ufc-fight-take-place-white-house-grounds

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-proposes-ufc-fight-white-house-grounds-us/story?id=123481028

https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/03/politics/trump-ufc-fight-white-house

https://www.nbcnews.com/sports/mixed-martial-arts/ufc-trump-white-house-fight-card-2026-rcna216982

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/donald-trump-to-host-ufc-fight-on-white-house-grounds-what-to-know/ar-AA1HXKMi

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6473889/2025/07/04/donald-trump-ufc-fight-250th-birthday-2026/

https://nypost.com/2025/07/03/us-news/trump-to-host-ufc-fight-at-white-house-as-part-of-america250-celebration/

Im still waiting for the first housewives of the white house tv show.

Of course its not from the Onion: the Onion only says stuff which seems slightly plausible, not completely implausible