Ayatollah Proudly Announces Iran Has Destroyed 14 Bunker Buster Bombs With Its Nuclear Facilities

Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini declared a resounding victory over the United States and Israel after Iran destroyed 14 American bunker buster bombs with its nuclear facilities.

In a video message released today, Iran's Supreme Leader said that the advanced American weaponry was no match for the destructive capabilities of Iran's foremost nuclear sites.

"We have brought utter and complete obliteration to the weapons of our enemies," the Ayatollah declared triumphantly, brushing soot off his turban. "The pitiful Zionist bunker busters were ultimately annihilated by our nuclear facilities. Our nuclear bomb program, which did not exist before the Americans' failed attacks, has not been set back at all. Iran has won a great victory today."

Trusted media outlets like CNN and Al-Jazeera reported that the American and Israeli forces suffered significant setbacks due to the loss of their bombs.

'There's just no way the U.S. can come back from losing 14 entire bombs at the hands of Iranian nuclear sites," said Brian Stelter. "How embarrassing for President Trump. Iran and the Ayatollah pretty much have this one in the bag. Nice try, bunker busters."

At publishing time, the Ayatollah had ordered the rubble from the former nuclear facilities to be heaped up into a monument to commemorate the Iranians' glorious destruction of the American weapons.