He never scrimps on the stuff he wants does he? The rest of Americans can settle with only one doll this Christmas.

Will this be one of them?

I was only thinking the other day, what the White House needs most of all right now is another couple of flag poles . .

His bum can't wait to try them out.

Which flags?
Self-aggrandizing like so much he does?

I poles and US flags will be nice touches.