10 More Things Gavin Newsom Blames On President Trump
That weird smell in San Francisco: He can't prove it, but he's certain Trump is to blame.
All the injuries suffered by Angels centerfielder Mike Trout: He could've been the greatest of all time if only Trump would give him the chance to stay healthy.
The fact that Chipotle is so stingy with their meat: Welcome to Trump's America.
The one wobbly wheel on every grocery cart: Diabolical.
Things falling between the car seat and the center console: It happens every single time.
That time he fell off his bike and skinned his knee as a child: Trump must have been lurking in the shadows somewhere.
Hostess cupcakes being noticeably smaller than they used to be: Someone did this. All signs point to Trump.
The Star Wars sequel trilogy: Everyone points the finger at Disney, JJ Abrams, and Rian Johnson, but it was Trump's responsibility to keep it from happening.
The creation of fire: If fire didn't exist, California wouldn't keep burning down. Thanks a lot, Trump.
California's decline over the course of 35 years: He's only been involved in politics for 10 years, but it's clearly Trump's fault.
All the injuries suffered by Angels centerfielder Mike Trout: He could've been the greatest of all time if only Trump would give him the chance to stay healthy.
The fact that Chipotle is so stingy with their meat: Welcome to Trump's America.
The one wobbly wheel on every grocery cart: Diabolical.
Things falling between the car seat and the center console: It happens every single time.
That time he fell off his bike and skinned his knee as a child: Trump must have been lurking in the shadows somewhere.
Hostess cupcakes being noticeably smaller than they used to be: Someone did this. All signs point to Trump.
The Star Wars sequel trilogy: Everyone points the finger at Disney, JJ Abrams, and Rian Johnson, but it was Trump's responsibility to keep it from happening.
The creation of fire: If fire didn't exist, California wouldn't keep burning down. Thanks a lot, Trump.
California's decline over the course of 35 years: He's only been involved in politics for 10 years, but it's clearly Trump's fault.