I King Arthur of Python Do Hereby Decree....

....That henceforth the current President of the United States in the realm known as Similar Worlds will be referred to in writ, speech, song and conversation as TACO.

This decree will be monitored by the moderators of the Land of Similar Worlds. Violators of this decree will receive a coupon for one CHICKEN TACO to be served by an undocumented resident at the Mexican restaurant of his or her choice.