JD's Roman Holiday

1. Closing down the Colosseum, pissing off thousands of foreign tourists who had it on lifetime bucket list - Check

2. Meet with Meloni, not sure why, but... - Check

3. Shutting off other popular spots, pissing off the remainder of the foreign tourists... - Check

4. Creating a colossal traffic gridlock in Rome on Easter Weekend - Check

5. Off'ing the Pope - Check