Will penguins soon be arriving at the White House to discuss tariffs?

I don’t think so. Because penguins know that it is senseless to try and negotiate with Trump - because Trump is jealous that penguins look better in a tuxedo than he does. Cheers!

I hope so. I'm sure they'll make a better job of running the US than Trump.

And the media described the discussions as fishy.

No: they will be treated as Illegal Aliens and deported to Venuzuela.