How to become a billionaire
1. Announce tariffs
2. Watch as the stock market plunges
3. Buy as much stock as you can get your hands on
4. Roll back tariffs
5. Laugh your way to the bank as the stock market rebounds.
Lather, rinse repeat…?
2. Watch as the stock market plunges
3. Buy as much stock as you can get your hands on
4. Roll back tariffs
5. Laugh your way to the bank as the stock market rebounds.
Lather, rinse repeat…?
