How to become a billionaire

1. Announce tariffs

2. Watch as the stock market plunges

3. Buy as much stock as you can get your hands on

4. Roll back tariffs

5. Laugh your way to the bank as the stock market rebounds.

Lather, rinse repeat…?

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trollslayer · 46-50, M

Good strategy!

SW-User

What heroes

Adrift · 61-69, F

Maybe I should be buying some stocks.

ImperialAerosolKidFromEP · 51-55, M

@Adrift by the time you pushed post, the smart thing may have been to sell

Pitchblue

Reublicans have been doing this forever. They destroy the economy and the Democrats build it back up again. There's no money in a stable economy.

SomeMichGuy · M

@Pitchblue Actually, there is...

ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M

You forgot be born rich because your father was a multi-millionaire slumlord.

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