Here Is The Federal Employee Union's List Of 10 Demands To The Trump Administration
Employees will no longer be required to show up on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, or weekends: Showing up is an unreasonable expectation for a government employee.
Paid leave for the emotional trauma of being asked to work: The trauma is very real.
Paid travel expenses for trips from living room to home office: Sometimes you need a snack on the way. Who's going to pay for that?
Thinking about work counts: Obviously.
No one can lose their job for any reason, even if they die: This is just basic human decency.
Documentary cameras follow everyone around so employees can make that face at the camera like Jim from the Office: We've always wanted to do that.
Personal locksmith to follow each employee around: You know, just in case.
Break room must contain a Mr. Coffee AND a Mrs. Coffee: Gender equality is a non-negotiable.
Tell us we are pretty: Please, just once.
Trump must be tarred and feathered, then resign: It's a simple ask.
Paid leave for the emotional trauma of being asked to work: The trauma is very real.
Paid travel expenses for trips from living room to home office: Sometimes you need a snack on the way. Who's going to pay for that?
Thinking about work counts: Obviously.
No one can lose their job for any reason, even if they die: This is just basic human decency.
Documentary cameras follow everyone around so employees can make that face at the camera like Jim from the Office: We've always wanted to do that.
Personal locksmith to follow each employee around: You know, just in case.
Break room must contain a Mr. Coffee AND a Mrs. Coffee: Gender equality is a non-negotiable.
Tell us we are pretty: Please, just once.
Trump must be tarred and feathered, then resign: It's a simple ask.
70-79, M
