Trump is the most protected man in all of history

He's got both the Secret Service and the FSB making sure nothing unexpected happens to him

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trollslayer · 46-50, M

How does he protect himself from heart disease?

plungesponge · 41-45, M

@trollslayer oranges

SatanBurger · 36-40, FVIP

@trollslayer Yooooo hahahahahaha

PicturesOfABetterTomorrow · 41-45, M

I think we can stop flogging the dead horse that is a decade old debunked "opposition research" fiasco from 2016.

People who want Trump to be a Russian asset are desperately trying to make excuses for themselves that he can't possibly be home grown even though people like Denis Leary were talking about his toxic worldview in 1993.

Living in denial that Trump is a very much home grown fascist doesn't do anyone any good.

SatanBurger · 36-40, FVIP

I doubt the secret service can jump in the way of high blood pressure

Pambie · 22-25, F

@SatanBurger "Look out Mr. President! Incoming Big Mac!"

SatanBurger · 36-40, FVIP

@Pambie Then the agents jump in front of the big mac before trump can eat it lol

Pambie · 22-25, F

@SatanBurger Like Homer Simpson! 🤣

Pambie · 22-25, F

Morbid obesity will get to him if he keeps on going back to McDonald's.

trollslayer · 46-50, M

@Pambie the fact he is almost 80 proves that Supersize Me movie is a bunch of balloney.

Pambie · 22-25, F

@trollslayer The guy who made that documentary ended up dying at a very young age.

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