10 Suspicious Names Still On Social Security Rolls
Elvis Presley: The King has been dead for nearly a half-century… or has he?
Volodymyr Zelenskyy: DOGE reportedly has yet to find a pie this guy doesn't have a finger in.
Seymor Butts: Wait a minute... we're not sure this is a real name.
George Washington: He was a great American hero, but we're not sure he needs the Social Security check anymore.
Mitch McConnell: Considering he passed away in 2017, he should not be on the list.
Leeroy Jenkins: He never even existed.
John Lennon: Hogging the money from the surviving Beatles, just like the old days.
Barack Hussein Obama: This man isn't even eligible as he wasn't born in the United States and isn't a real citizen.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Clarification is needed on whether Force ghosts can legally cash Social Security checks.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Everyone knows she died on January 6, 2021.
Volodymyr Zelenskyy: DOGE reportedly has yet to find a pie this guy doesn't have a finger in.
Seymor Butts: Wait a minute... we're not sure this is a real name.
George Washington: He was a great American hero, but we're not sure he needs the Social Security check anymore.
Mitch McConnell: Considering he passed away in 2017, he should not be on the list.
Leeroy Jenkins: He never even existed.
John Lennon: Hogging the money from the surviving Beatles, just like the old days.
Barack Hussein Obama: This man isn't even eligible as he wasn't born in the United States and isn't a real citizen.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Clarification is needed on whether Force ghosts can legally cash Social Security checks.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Everyone knows she died on January 6, 2021.
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