Democrats Warn Trump’s Unelected Shadow Government Is Dismantling Their Unelected Shadow Government

Alarm bells are sounding across the United States government, where Democrats are warning that President Trump's unelected shadow government is totally dismantling the unelected shadow government Democrats worked so hard to build.

After decades spent entrenching a bureaucracy dedicated to doing their bidding, Democrats have taken to the streets in protest of Trump hiring unelected officials to fire their unelected officials.

"We are literally watching Democracy crumble before our very eyes," said Senator Chuck Schumer, shouting outside shuttered USAID offices. "Elon Musk, who may I remind you is unelected, is coming in and demolishing these institutions of people that are unelected. It is just so not fair. Fight! Fight! Fight!"

Many are calling Elon Musk's employment in the government a Constitutional crisis, stating that other than the three million people already working for the government, the President hiring someone to do a job is simply unheard of. "Allowing an unelected official to work in the government is basically fascism," explained Treasury Department employee Arlene Magill. "We cannot allow a citizen like Musk to see what taxpayer money is spent on. Only the thousands of unelected employees who work at Treasury are allowed to do that."

At publishing time, Democrats had reminded everyone that the deep state they are fighting to save is not real.