Looking at the current situation I have decided that I must become President of the World, or King of the World (if you will). My policies are fairly
straightforward.
1. All people must own a dog.
2. Cat's are to be officially recognised as people and be allowed to own dogs.
3.Anyone that calls 999/911 with a cut finger or a sore toe immediately must submit their bodies for medical research (this will include probes).
4. Anyone that hogs the middle lane must be immediately referred to policy 2 with included hair removal
5. 2 pieces of bread with something in between is to be called by its historical name, a 'Sandwich', anyone using any other name will no longer be allowed to buy bread.
6. A horse should not be referred to as '1 HP.' Some horses are at least 1.5 HP and deserve the recognition.
This is just the start, I am open to suggestions.
1. All people must own a dog.
2. Cat's are to be officially recognised as people and be allowed to own dogs.
3.Anyone that calls 999/911 with a cut finger or a sore toe immediately must submit their bodies for medical research (this will include probes).
4. Anyone that hogs the middle lane must be immediately referred to policy 2 with included hair removal
5. 2 pieces of bread with something in between is to be called by its historical name, a 'Sandwich', anyone using any other name will no longer be allowed to buy bread.
6. A horse should not be referred to as '1 HP.' Some horses are at least 1.5 HP and deserve the recognition.
This is just the start, I am open to suggestions.
56-60, M
