10 Things That Caused The California Wildfires
Lack of diversity in the fire department: Nothing causes more devastation than placing the most qualified candidates in positions based on merit.
Capitalism: When was the last time you heard about wildfires happening in a socialist utopia? Exactly.
Plastic straws: The effects of you drinking your iced frappés through plastic straws can be felt across the country.
Steve: That guy is bad news.
January 6: Further evidence that the attempted insurrection is a wound that will never heal.
Racism: The flames of a wildfire are nothing compared to the scourge of white supremacy.
Billy Joel: He claims he didn't start the fire. But we know better.
The Jews: Something bad happened? You know who to blame.
Negative reviews of The Acolyte: None of this would have happened if Star Wars fans weren't so filled with hate.
Donald Trump: They tried to warn us about him. Now look what happened.
Capitalism: When was the last time you heard about wildfires happening in a socialist utopia? Exactly.
Plastic straws: The effects of you drinking your iced frappés through plastic straws can be felt across the country.
Steve: That guy is bad news.
January 6: Further evidence that the attempted insurrection is a wound that will never heal.
Racism: The flames of a wildfire are nothing compared to the scourge of white supremacy.
Billy Joel: He claims he didn't start the fire. But we know better.
The Jews: Something bad happened? You know who to blame.
Negative reviews of The Acolyte: None of this would have happened if Star Wars fans weren't so filled with hate.
Donald Trump: They tried to warn us about him. Now look what happened.
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