Canada...well that escalated quickly. Deputy PM and Finance minister throws a grenade on the way out the door

Kristia Freeland just walked with a scathing resignation letter an hour before she was supposed to deliver the fall economic statement.

Trudeau is MIA and everyone is panicking on Parliament Hill.

Apparently Freeland didn't even give her own staff a warning.

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SinlessOnslaught · M

They'll be fine.

Dignaga

@SinlessOnslaught US Troops are staging near the Canadian border, and handing out pictures of top Canadian Ministers to the troops. There is a ongoing debate if Toronto or Ottawa is the capital of Canada, with many US soldiers refusing to believe Ottawa even exists.

SinlessOnslaught · M

@Dignaga 🤔 I'm confused and frankly not sure if I wanna know right now... Is it something I have to be concerned about, being in Ohio?

Not a sarcastic question, I'm just not up to date on this.

Dignaga

@SinlessOnslaught Canada has no navy worth talking about, New York and Michigan will take the brunt of any counter attack. Canada lacks British and Swiss units this time around, so it won't be like 1812 this time. We will liberate Fort Ontario this time.

SinlessOnslaught · M

@Dignaga So more people are going to get hurt.

Did OP mean a literal grenade? I thought that was a simile.

Dignaga

@SinlessOnslaught Not people, Canucks.

SinlessOnslaught · M

@Dignaga People... innocent people

Dignaga

@SinlessOnslaught There are no innocents in Canada.

SinlessOnslaught · M

@Dignaga And you're talking about the people—everyone—born and living above the US/CA border...

Dignaga

@SinlessOnslaught Fort Niagara will hold. I just inspected it a few days ago.

SinlessOnslaught · M

@Dignaga Canucks means Canadians... This is a joke.

Dignaga

@SinlessOnslaught Canada is indeed a joke. It is time to heal the divide between our people and end the civil war they started in 1776. It's time to reunite. Just like South Vietnam and North Vietnam. Or the War of the Roses.

SinlessOnslaught · M

@Dignaga I am thrown for a loop.