10 Reasons You Can Totally Trust The Government With Your Money
The government always makes super sound financial decisions: The United States government has never wasted a single dollar, ever.
If they lose it, they can always print more: Problem solved. There are no consequences to printing money.
They're so great at keeping track of things, like crime statistics: You can definitely trust that they'll be great at keeping track of all the money you send them.
Nancy Pelosi has a hot stock tip and she wants your money so she can invest it wisely: What are you gonna do? Just let her suffer?
You can totally trust them with your kids: So why not with your money?
If you kept it for yourself you would spend it on groceries, gas, and rent: What a waste.
They'll use it for useful things like making coronaviruses, investing in foreign wars, funding sex changes for illegal immigrants, and investing in foreign wars: Oh wait we already said that one.
The Democrats have made it very clear we all have to pay our fair share: Don't be selfish, comrade!
Just look at Chuck Schumer. Would a guy with a face like that ever lie to you?: What a kind and trustworthy face.
Because if you don't give the government your money you go straight to jail: Probably the best reason of all.
If they lose it, they can always print more: Problem solved. There are no consequences to printing money.
They're so great at keeping track of things, like crime statistics: You can definitely trust that they'll be great at keeping track of all the money you send them.
Nancy Pelosi has a hot stock tip and she wants your money so she can invest it wisely: What are you gonna do? Just let her suffer?
You can totally trust them with your kids: So why not with your money?
If you kept it for yourself you would spend it on groceries, gas, and rent: What a waste.
They'll use it for useful things like making coronaviruses, investing in foreign wars, funding sex changes for illegal immigrants, and investing in foreign wars: Oh wait we already said that one.
The Democrats have made it very clear we all have to pay our fair share: Don't be selfish, comrade!
Just look at Chuck Schumer. Would a guy with a face like that ever lie to you?: What a kind and trustworthy face.
Because if you don't give the government your money you go straight to jail: Probably the best reason of all.
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