7-year-old vs. 79-year-old Insurrectionist-Cry-Baby-trump. They're not really that different (except one is demented)...
7-year-old: If you get me a puppy...
1. My grades will improve.
2. I will do all my chores.
3. I won't fight with my brothers and sister.
4. I will go to bed on time.
5. I will eat all my vegetables.
79-year-old Insurrectionist-Cry-Baby-trump: If you give me the presidency...
1. The country will make more money than ever before.
2. Inflation will be zero.
3. There won't be any wars.
4. All women will be safe, happy, and protected.
5. The toilets will flush.
1. My grades will improve.
2. I will do all my chores.
3. I won't fight with my brothers and sister.
4. I will go to bed on time.
5. I will eat all my vegetables.
79-year-old Insurrectionist-Cry-Baby-trump: If you give me the presidency...
1. The country will make more money than ever before.
2. Inflation will be zero.
3. There won't be any wars.
4. All women will be safe, happy, and protected.
5. The toilets will flush.
