Insurrectionist-Cry-Baby-trump releases his plans...

To end the Russia-Ukraine war: "It takes two to tango."

To improve health care: "I have concepts of a plan."

To reduce costs of consumer goods: "I will impose tariffs and force foreign manufacturers to become American companies."

To address the comments of endorsed candidate for Governor of North Carolina Mark Robinson: "I haven't heard of the situation."

To stop world conflict: "It never would have happened if I was president."

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MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@Carla Well, many people do tell him... and I think you know this... they say, "Sir," and they often have tears in their eyes when they say it. Even people who aren't really there say it. They say, "Sir, you have the best plans in world history." And, women just love him. He's their protector, you know. He's your protector... now.

Carla · 61-69, F

@MarkPaul i feel so very safe. And secure.
And if he is elected, i won't have to think about abortion any longer.

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@Carla Yeah, because you would be happy, healthy, and mindless... I mean... safe. And everyone in the audience that isn't really there will be cheering him. And, then when the nurse gives him his daily medication he will sit back in his chair and smile, "One flew of the cuckoo's nest" style, but he won't be playing the Jack Nicholson part... it will be the Danny DeVito character.

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