When does "Hatian immigrants are eating cats" = "It's a made-up story to get the media to cover it" = "My constituents are telling me they see this?"
J D Vance TRIES to explain the origin of the story of Haitian (legal) immigrants eating cats and dogs in Springfield Ohio. Meanwhile, outside of some anonymous, grainy pics that could be showing literally anything, no evidence exists (because it's not true) other than non-corroborated isolated stories of "people have said..." Meanwhile, the person who posted the first grainy pic and story on facebook confirmed the story isn't true and she never thought it would have become viral and now she regrets what she has done to her town, Springfield, Ohio.
maga = Morons who don't know what America is while living pathetic lives and hoping to make other people's lives as miserable as theirs while they worship insecure and incompetent Insurrectionist-Cry-Baby-trump and his sidekick who is dumber than him.