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hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@hippyjoe1955 Mattress? You mean *mistress. Right?
hippyjoe1955 · 61-69, M
@Sidewinder No I meant mattress. She was used and she used Willie.
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
@hippyjoe1955 Yeah, right, and a liar is a person who wears a suit, goes to court and talks to a judge.
Oh, wait -- that's a lawyer. I always get those two mixed up.
Oh, wait -- that's a lawyer. I always get those two mixed up.
Sidewinder · 36-40, M
DonJuan · 41-45, M
😝@Sidewinder yeah I wouldnt do anyone who did Trump dont want his sloppy seconds but others sloppy seconds I be okay with
HalalCupcake710 · 22-25, FNew