Donald Trump in the USSR

If he had been born in Moscow, I just want to know three things...three things only please...

1) Would he now be sitting in the Kremlin?

2) Would the USSR still exist?

3) Would the USSR have won the Cold War?

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Nanoose · 61-69, M

No Trump would not be sitting in the Kremlin because you can’t sit in the Kremlin after you have been tossed out of a 10 story window.

Yes the USSR will still exist - but after he got tossed out of a 10 story window Trump wouldn't exist.

No the USSR would not of won the Cold war regardless of if they tossed Trump out of a 10 story window or not.

Cheers!

SpudMuffin · 61-69, M

@Nanoose are you by any chance a defenestration enthusiast?

Nanoose · 61-69, M

@SpudMuffin No. I just think Trump would of pissed off the wrong people if he lived in Russia and would get himself throw out of a 10 story window. Throwing people out of 10 story windows is what Russians do (that's why they call them Russians) the people they throw out of a 10 story window rush towards the ground at 8.9 meters per second. Cheers!

SpudMuffin · 61-69, M

@Nanoose well, let's hope Trumpski visits Russia soon!

Nanoose · 61-69, M

@SpudMuffin Yeah and hopfully he will bring Don Jr. and Eric with him. Cheers!