Dear Maskwearers. Don't you feel kind of... you know - STUPID right now?
At first they told us all that all we had to do to get the virus (you know, that one that was made in a Chinese commie lab in Wuhan) under control was to "flatten the curve". They told us that the new measures wouldn't last long, maybe a month, two tops. They also told us that we shouldn't buy masks because they were needed by medical personnel, and later on they told us that they weren't really effective anyway.
Well, it turns out they were right about the masks not being effective after all. They're not, at least not the ones that you can buy in any shop and which are all made in CHINA! Then of course we had the idiot celebrities in Hollywood (like Alyssa Milano) wearing knitted masks! Yeah, that'll do the job (not).
Look, let's face it. They LIED to us! About the virus, about EVERYTHING!
Well, it turns out they were right about the masks not being effective after all. They're not, at least not the ones that you can buy in any shop and which are all made in CHINA! Then of course we had the idiot celebrities in Hollywood (like Alyssa Milano) wearing knitted masks! Yeah, that'll do the job (not).
Look, let's face it. They LIED to us! About the virus, about EVERYTHING!