My Manifesto to rule the UK after votes are counted tomorrow.
Some borrowed from Al the Barman.
1. A free dog for every man and woman in the UK.
2. 5 years in prison for hogging the middle lane.
3. People who turn up at A&E with a cold will be be practiced on by the junior surgeons.
4.Taxes will only be taken from those that don't want to pay them.
5. Bowler hats to be mandatory for everyone travelling to London.
6. 10 years in prison for anyone eating smelly food on the train.
7. Free dental care for all those with dentures.
8. Free pint of beer and a bag of crisps daily for all men and a free sherry for the ladies.
There are a few more but this is the general gist, I think these policy's will see me winning a landslide by myself but I will be looking for a cabinet so any volunteers please let me know.
1. A free dog for every man and woman in the UK.
2. 5 years in prison for hogging the middle lane.
3. People who turn up at A&E with a cold will be be practiced on by the junior surgeons.
4.Taxes will only be taken from those that don't want to pay them.
5. Bowler hats to be mandatory for everyone travelling to London.
6. 10 years in prison for anyone eating smelly food on the train.
7. Free dental care for all those with dentures.
8. Free pint of beer and a bag of crisps daily for all men and a free sherry for the ladies.
There are a few more but this is the general gist, I think these policy's will see me winning a landslide by myself but I will be looking for a cabinet so any volunteers please let me know.
56-60, M
