According to Ben Meiselas of Meidastouch, Trump can’t not only can’t keep his eyes open during the proceedings: he also can’t contain his flatulence.

SNL's cold open this week should be a five minute sketch of the entire courtroom trying to get on with business while a sleeping, drooling Donald rips the longest, loudest, most atrocious farts. Put Jimmy Kimmel in it as a prosecutor. It doesn't even have to be funny, it'll drive him f*cking nuts.