To further mock "the uneducated base," Insurrectionist-Cry-Baby-trump now lends his name to endorse Cry-Baby-trump bibles that includes his pic......

Is there nothing Insurrectionist-Cry-Baby-trump doesn't think "the base" will buy to try to solve his cash crunch? Look for "Two Corinthians" to be highlighted, no doubt, and possibly his beloved mugshot.

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JSul3 · 70-79

Will there be a centerfold between the Old and New Testament?

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@JSul3 Well, no but there will be advertisement inserts for:

1. Insurrectionist-Cry-Baby-trump sneakers
2. Donation card to pay for Cry-Baby-trump's legal expenses
3. Cry-Baby-trump loyalty card that identifies election denial unless a win as the only requirement
4. Heavily photoshopped pics of Insurrectionist-Cry-Baby-trump in various poses (all clothed)
5. An authentic copy of the stolen "love letter" document from Kim Jung Un to Insurrectionist-Cry-Baby-trump

Each of those advertised items will be available for purchase (delivery NOT guaranteed).

JSul3 · 70-79

@MarkPaul Damn....no Orange Messiah autograph copies?

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@JSul3 Do you think people would pay more for those?

JSul3 · 70-79

@MarkPaul I cant speak for the Cult of Trump....but my guess is they would.