Let's summarize Cry-Baby-trump's life of opposites...

1. He sells T-shirts (to "the base) labeled "Never Surrender" with a picture of him surrendering for his mugshot.

2. He claims he's a billionaire with plenty of cash on hand while begging for money to pay for his legal bills.

3. He proclaims he built a successful business that has been legally declared fraudulent.

4. He pretends he's for law and order as he praises Insurrectionists as "patriots" and "hostages."

5. He says he loves "the base" and he avoids affiliating with them because of what they look like, who they are, and where they come from. "The base" is not welcome at any of his over-priced golf club resorts.

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FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays · M

In life's chaotic dance, a tale unfolds,
Of Cry-Baby-Trump, with stories untold.
Contradictions abound, in every verse,
A saga of opposites, for better or worse.

He peddles T-shirts, bold slogans they bear,
"Never Surrender," a message rare.
Yet in his own capture, a moment profound,
Surrendered he did, to justice unbound.

A billionaire's claim, with riches galore,
Yet funds are scarce, to settle the score.
Begging for coins, to cover his strife,
A contradiction stark, in the fabric of life.

A business he built, or so he proclaims,
Yet fraud's declaration, tarnishes his fame.
Successes shadowed, by legal dismay,
A narrative twisted, in a game of play.

Law and order's advocate, he portrays,
While praising insurrection, in treacherous ways.
"Hostages" termed, to those who defied,
A contradiction glaring, in his partisan stride.

Professing love for "the base," he espouses,
Yet shuns their presence, in exclusive houses.
Exclusion he preaches, behind club gates tall,
A contradiction stark, in his social wall.

In Cry-Baby-Trump's life, contradictions intertwine,
A tapestry complex, where truths entwine.
In paradoxes profound, his legacy's cast,
A tale of opposites, from first to last.

--ChatGPT