Are dolphins smarter than monkeys? Well, I would say no. I have trained monkeys cleaning my house and doing my bidding

whereas dolphin's just swim around and don't do much good at all. Remember it only took an infinite amount of monkeys in a cage with a couple of typewriters to write the complete works of Stephen King, have dolphins done that?

I rest my case.

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whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M Best Comment

So lets think this through.. Dolphins are smart enough to dodge doing your housework. Monkeys arent.. And you think monkeys are smarter..😷

And thank you for the best comment😷

AndysAttic · 56-60, M

@whowasthatmaskedman Indeed Sir but didn't Jacques-Yves Cousteau hire them to do the hoovering in his underwater house?

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

@AndysAttic I heard they hired the Lobsters as independent gig contractors and pocketted the balance..😷

beckyromero · 36-40, F

Can monkeys help defend U.S. Navy ships and ports against underwater threats?

https://www.niwcpacific.navy.mil/About/Departments/Intelligence-Surveillance-and-Reconnaissance/Marine-Mammal-Program/

hunkalove · 61-69, M

I had about as much luck trying to train my girlfriend to clean my house as I did trying to train a dolphin to do it and she ain't no fish!

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

Oh yeah...

Super Genius alright

windinhishair · 61-69, M

And don't forget, in the US a monkey (Trump) became President. There have been no dolphin Presidents, or Prime Ministers either, though several PMs have been virtually indistinguishable as they swam around doing nothing.

FreestyleArt · 31-35, M

don't know about that. I mean, there's a huge difference between a smart animal on dry land with so many experience and opportunities vs Smart Animals in Water with less to do there.

calicuz · 51-55, M

If you lived in a giant aquarium, the Dolphins could have the housework done in half the time. 😤

swirlie · 31-35, F

I agree what you say about monkeys writing the complete works of Stephen King. Steve hasn't written a single novel he can claim true authorship to for over 15 years now.

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