CLIMATE HYSTERIA GOES UP A NOTCH (OR TWO)

You may have noticed that "Global Warming" has in the last few weeks been upgraded to "Global Boiling."

If you are not already sweating at this terrifying thought, then you will be dismayed to learn that, following a measured increase of 0.05% in the temperature of the rain that is currently falling on most of Britain, the term "Global Scalding" will shortly be disseminated on all mainstream media.

The government denies that it is considering locking down the country to save lives. However, staying indoors is strongly recommended, as fire brigades will be unable to cope with the huge numbers of expected cases of spontaneous combustion as humans are overcome by the universal heat.

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Carissimi · F

It’s very concerning that while the world “boils” this has been the coolest summer in the 8-years I’ve lived here. In fact while we had a pleasant 68 Fahrenheit morning, the news was that my region was having a heatwave. I knew they were lying, before we found out they were reporting ground temps, not air temps.

ArishMell · 70-79, M

@Carissimi Don't tell the Greeks, Italians, etc., even some in parts of America, who did suffer a terrible heat-wave.

No-one was lying, although the use of "boiling" by a politician, or mis-reporting by local journalists, is foolish. The UN bloke should have known too many people are daft enough to take his metaphor literally.

No-one has had the same heat-waves everywhere, and no-one has claimed they did.

Elsewhere, as in the British Isles, the weather has been very unseasonable but not extreme: a very dry June followed by a cool, wet July. While last year we had an unusually dry and sometimes hot, Summer. Still all part of something bigger.

Carissimi · F

Why are you lying? It’s been proven. I heard the news reports and the debunking of those news reports. I experienced the weather when they reported a heatwave in my area. It was cool. Other very hot areas were experiencing usual summer temperatures. They reported the Nevada desert was having a heatwave. The desert for crying out loud.

You know for as many years as I can recall, you have always tried to negate anything I post. Are you a professional troll, or just like to be a contrarian. Don’t bother with a response. I’m done with you. @ArishMell