If the Republican Party of Insurrectionists and perverts catering to "the base" for money was a person...

it would have the honesty of George Santos, the brains of Lauren Boebert, the compassion of Marjorie Traitor Greene, the morals of Matt Gaetz, the integrity of Jim Jordan, the character of Boy-Lindsay Graham, the self-awareness of Rudy Giuliani, the spine of Kevin McCarthy, and the personality of Cry-Baby-trump.