Complaining about the length of a funeral service he attended for one of his devoted "base" supporters, Cry-Baby-trump ended his eulogy speech with...

"How do we stop the cheating? How do we stop it where you get more votes, but you still don't win?" he complained. "The answer is the Republicans have to get tougher, the top people have to get tougher, and you have to really swamp 'em."