Russia and China assure us their spies NEVER found any Biden docs

Spokes comrades for the People's Republic of China and The Russian Federation want to reassure America. “Our spies NEVER found any of the many top secret documents your sleepy old president left lying around. None in his former “think tank” offices. None at his Wilmington Home. None at his beach vacation home. None at his Corvette garage. None left behind in the VP mansion after he moved out in 2016. And certainly, none on Hunter Biden's laptop, or stashed in Hunter's several condos. We checked them all very thoroughly. We can't figure out how we missed the ones that keep turning up. We will severely chastise our spies for never finding anything. Please believe us.”

I just made that up, of course. Russia and China have been silent on the Biden document scandal. In fact, NOBODY HAS EVEN ASKED them. Not PBS. Not CNN. Not CBS. Not even Fox. Hey Fox, how'd you overlook THIS? It would have been worth an entire Tucker Carlson episode, no? Many docs still being found - but no reason to fear ANY were ever nabbed by spies???

I'm not trying to “take down Biden”. He and his staff are doing that just fine on their own. What's the old adage? If your opponent has already set himself on fire, don't run up with a bucket of gasoline. It's pointless . .. “

I never thought Biden was "an opponent”. Or even a significant danger to the American people. Like most taxpayers, I expected less drama than we're actually getting. 4 years of vapid nothingness. The caretaker role he promised during his 2020 campaign. Make America boring again.

Geesus – were we ever snookered. But it's NOT Biden's fault. He's extremely old and senile. He simply CANNOT remember what he did with those documents. He can't even remember taking them, let alone where he put them. That's why he's been of no help at trying to put out the fire.

Chief of Staff Ron Klain to Biden: “Mr President – PLEASE – you must remember what you did with SOME of them!!! “

President Sleepy Joe - “Ron? Where is my dog Major? Why can't I throw the ball with him? I don't like that new one called “Commander” they got to replace him.”

True fact – Ron Klain has announced he's leaving his role as White House Chief of Staff. To spend more time with his family. Or dog. Or his ghost writer. Possibly even his lawyer. Ron is already packing his stuff up. Is anybody checking to see that he isn't taking any top-secret docs with him? Hey - Department of Justice - why not get out in front of this one, eh?

Wait – it gets funnier. Klain's replacement has already been named. Some guy named “Jeff Zients”. Yeah, I never heard of him either. But it turns out he's in charge of Biden's "Covid 19 strategy". And he's also a member of Facebook's board of directors.

Stop laughing. This is 100% true. You can't possibly make up stuff this funny.

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LeopoldBloom · M

Biden didn't personally take the documents. His staff collected them, and as they're being discovered, he's returning them.

Contrast this with Trump who refused to return all of the documents he had, and attested that he had returned them when in fact he still had hundreds of them at his residence. We don't know if he shared any of them with MBS in exchange for the Saudi's very generous loan to son-in-law Jared Kushner.

The law applies differently depending on whether the removal of documents was accidental or with malicious intent. It's the difference between stealing a car for a joyride and bringing it to a chop shop.

MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

@LeopoldBloom That why FBI searched his home?

LeopoldBloom · M

@MrBrownstone He invited them to search it, unlike your orange savior who needed a subpoena.

MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

@LeopoldBloom No he didn’t. Press secretary said there was no more documents.

LeopoldBloom · M

@MrBrownstone That isn't the same as Trump's lawyer saying under penalty of perjury that he had turned over all of the documents.

MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

@LeopoldBloom Boy you really love trump. Can’t stop talking about him.

LeopoldBloom · M

@MrBrownstone And you must love Biden because you can't stop talking about him.

MrBrownstone · 46-50, M

@LeopoldBloom One is president one isn’t

LeopoldBloom · M

@MrBrownstone One is president, one is running for president. It's not like Twitler is retired.

SusanInFlorida · 31-35, F

@LeopoldBloom is there a source for this claim? did any Biden staffers go the press and say "Yup - i took secret docs i shouldn't have. i need a lawyer now"

i don't know why Biden's staffers would give him docs on Ukraine (where his son sat on the board of a corporation) except to frame Jpe himself. If I was on Biden's staff I'd have gone crazy - "Hey - you can't take those. They instantly make you look guilty of colluding with Hunter and Ukraine for illegal foreign funding diverted to your political treasure chest. Don't do it Joe!"

LeopoldBloom · M

@SusanInFlorida From how it looks now, some people on Biden's staff took some documents, and now over six years later, other people on his staff found them and immediately turned them over to the government (which is what you're supposed to do). There are millions of classified government documents and thousands if not millions of people who have had access to them. The government can't prosecute every instance of someone forgetting to put one in a safe at the end of the day or accidentally taking one home. What makes Trump's actions worse is his attempts to obfuscate and his failure to cooperate. Whether it goes anywhere now is the question.

Regardless, Biden is being investigated, and if he broke the law, he should be held accountable. I'm sure MTG or one of the other idiots is preparing a bill to impeach him for this.