How would you explain common political leanings to an 8 year old?

Liberal - if your family can’t afford breakfast or lunch everyday we’ll organize to get the school to offer meals to kids who need it.

Conservative - we can’t afford to pay for it and besides they had kids they can’t afford.

Libertarians - I will walk in a straight line swinging my arms and if I knock your lunch out of your hands it’s your own fault.