My dear conservative friends.....will you please vote for my niece for president?

No, she's not 35, but laws stopped mattering years ago.

When my brother told me Bailey could read five words, I called bullshit on him. As usual, I was wrong. He took her to a pro trainer, and Bailey can read five words.

Bailey isn't able to speak those words, but neither is Biden. Bailey loves swimming, soccer, reading and bacon.

Explain to me why a dog can't be the president of the United States. And please don't be a dog racist.