My dear conservative friends.....will you please vote for my niece for president?

No, she's not 35, but laws stopped mattering years ago.

When my brother told me Bailey could read five words, I called bullshit on him. As usual, I was wrong. He took her to a pro trainer, and Bailey can read five words.

Bailey isn't able to speak those words, but neither is Biden. Bailey loves swimming, soccer, reading and bacon.

Explain to me why a dog can't be the president of the United States. And please don't be a dog racist.

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BizSuitStacy · M Best Comment

I'll bet when she shakes hands, it's with people who are actually there. So she's already more qualified than Biden.

JimBeam · M

@BizSuitStacy

Kicking ass as always.

BizSuitStacy · M

@JimBeam thanks for the bc

JimBeam · M

@BizSuitStacy

You're welcome.

WolfGirlwh0r3 · 36-40, T

I will Vote the Bailey ticket, who's with me???

JimBeam · M

@WolfGirlwh0r3

She will win!

FreestyleArt · 36-40, M

I think she got a Competition

JimBeam · M

@FreestyleArt

Kitty can be the running mate. lol

fanuc2013 · 51-55, F

LOL! Is she a native born American citizen?

JimBeam · M

@fanuc2013

I would love for you to meet her. She will demand you play soccer with her.

Driver2 · M

I agree and Bailey won’t destroy our economy or lie. Also I bet Bailey won’t sniff and slobber over everyone.
Got my vote.

JimBeam · M

@Driver2

A pet rock would be a better president than Biden.

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