Fellow conservatives: I've been trying to talk Patti Jo into starting up a cooking channel on YouTube.

I'm not doing that because I'm a good person, because I'm a dirty rotten scoundrel.



I just figured that if Patti Jo got rich, she could hook up her homies with McDonald's gift certificates.

Under Jo Jo the clown, a Big Mac is about $18.00.



Ladies and gentlemen, you know the thing.