There were 26 speakers. The main guy was rather small, but he knew his shit. He was funny as fuck. He said that every morning he stopped by the store and got him a can of Whoop Ass.
His job was much like that of a bounty hunter, except that he worked for the department of corrections.
One of his employees was a big ox of a man. He had muscles in his shit. He was sent to make an arrest on some dude. The bad guy punched the ox in the face. The ox punched the bad guy in the face, twice, and rendered him unconscious.
The ox had to go in front of a panel to see if his excessive force was justified. (yes, liberalism is a mental disorder)
The panel cleared him, but then he had to go back and face his boss. (the little guy)
His boss: So you punched him twice? Why only twice? Why didn't you kill the fucker? I thought I taught you better. lol
The entire classroom was laughing with tears running down our cheeks. (we worked at a prison)
@JimBeam I thought self defense in Seattle meant getting into a slap fight, throwing a latte in the other guy's face, then running off to shit post his social media pages.
