Fellow conservatives: Don't you just love it when a plan comes together?

Big bad Rick sent 50 illegals to Fantasy island. The illegals loved Fantasy island, but the kind and caring locals from the sanctuary island, didn't want them. They don't actually want to be a sanctuary island, they mostly just want to claim they are a sanctuary island.

So fantasy island sent the illegals off to a military base so they wouldn't have to look at them. The left-wing news covered for fantasy island by saying the illegals were kidnapped and taken there against their will.
Some even said it was human trafficking, even though Joey the clown has been doing the very same thing.

So when interviewed, where did the kidnapped victims want to return to?

Venezuela where they eat grasshoppers?

Or fantasy island where they eat lobster?

Yep, you guessed it. It must suck to have the mentality of a liberal.

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cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Was the military base also on an island?

JimBeam · M

@cherokeepatti

No, it was on the mainland. Illegals aren't welcome on fancy islands.

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

@JimBeam Cause I heard that there are barges that will be loaded with more prisoners after they get arrested, and they will be parked next to an island with a prison on it. Something to do with the 2020 election. Can you imagine that?

JimBeam · M

Ray said: "Do you know how hard it is to find bus drivers during a hurricane?@cherokeepatti

I never heard of that. But I did hear that New York was thinking about putting the illegals on cruise ships.

What a brilliant idea. The last time they did that, it was hurricane Katrina. They tore that ship to pieces.

Mayor Ray Nagin allowed hundreds of school busses to go under water. He then demanded that every Greyhound bus in the country be sent to New Orleans. He was asked why he didn't use his own busses.

Patti, are you sitting down?

Ray said: "Do you know how hard it is to find bus drivers during a hurricane:"

Wow. Who knew.