If Trump is so omnipotent, why didn't he just change all those ballots?

Former President Donald Trump said in a broadcast interview Wednesday that he can declassify documents “even by thinking about it.”

“There doesn’t have to be a process, as I understand it,” Trump told Fox News' Sean Hannity, after Hannity pressed him on which process he took to declassify the documents.

He continued, “If you’re the president of the United States, you can declassify just by saying it’s declassified, even by thinking about it.”

[b][i]Abbra cadabra, presto: these ballots are now safe to count!
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Graylight · 51-55, F

He's become so unstable he doesn't even understand that his defense renders him an idiot. "I didn't understand; I thought it was all mind-power."

Ugh, it's like when Chris Hansen would catch the predator and the guy thought a defense like "I came by to help a stranger from the Internet with his homework" sounds plausible because it's two notches down on the crazy dial.

Northwest · M

He thinks he can declassify documents, by merely wishing it so. This is a new one. The sequence of events used to be:

What documents/people/etc.?

I never met/seen/touched documents/people/etc.

I have seen/touched/taking pictures with/fucked documents/people/etc., but it's all innocent, or in the case of a recorded phone call: the perfect phone call.

OK, I will provide an explanation in 2 weeks

OK, I will provide an explanation when (fill in the blank) is done "looking at it".

So, yeah, I wished it true, and so it is.

robingoodfellow · M

I'm imagining him wearing a big purple wizard's hat while "thinking" documents unclassified.

Graylight · 51-55, F

@robingoodfellow Hey! I just [i]thought [/i]my balances all at $0!

Roundandroundwego · 61-69

Conservatives can say whatever they like because they aren't ignored after lies, and lies are fifty percent as true as whatever.

Budwick · 70-79, M

[quote]If Trump is so omnipotent[/quote]

You are obviously using hyperbole and exaggeration and conflation to try to make a point.

Omnipotence is a characteristic of God. Trump is not God. And, I'm guessing you don't put much stock in God either.

Declassification of documents and voting irregularities / ballots are not nearly the same.

The only point you've made is that you are biased against Trump and not very bright.

SW-User

[i]In his mind[/i], this probably is the very thing that happened 🤣

"These totals are wrong, this isn't how I [i]thought[/i] them! STOLEN!"

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