Budwick Announces Mortgage And Car Loan Forgiveness

@DeluxedEdition

As much as I like Bud, I'm going to outdo him.
When I'm elected, beer and buffalo wings will not only be free, you will be paid handsomely to come and partake.

I'm thinking $15.00 per wing. $50.00 per pint of beer.

@JimBeam We can all come for wings and beer to celebrate our paid off homes and drive there in our paid off cars!

@JimBeam Draft or bottled?

@JimBeam give me the location please😋

@Budwick

There's a Tesla dealership where I live. I went in and asked the dude how much they cost. He said the base model is $37,000 and the fancy model is $175,000.

He told me that if I get the fancy model, and I decide to take it out on the open road and "punch it.", I better have my head against the headrest. It does zero to sixty in 2 seconds.

Bud, if you change your mind about the presidency, I'd very much like the fancy Tesla. Just give Thinkerbell the base model.

@carpediem


Never drink the draft. They haven't cleaned those taps in years. I'm pretty sure that's how Covid-19 started. Dirty taps in Wuhan.

@JimBeam
Tesla's For Everyone!

@Budwick

I used to like to watch Star Trek the Next Generation. It is set 300 years into the future. Everything is free, and there is no money. If you decide to work at a job, it's just because you like the job. There is no financial reward.
I can totally see myself working at a petting zoo. I think the goats would love me, and we would have a lot to talk about.

But Joey the clown thinks we're already there. During the Covid relief bill, Joey gave Pakistan 40 million for gender studies.

1. What the fuck does gender studies have to do with Covid?
2. Why are we giving our relief money to other countries?
3. Wasn't Pakistan the country that was hiding Osama for all of those years?
4. When it comes to gender, what exactly is there to study? The birds and bees don't seem confused.

@JimBeam The cash circles back and winds up in the account of his kid for being on the board of something, or a campaign fund, or some other well thought out method of money laundering.

I would also like a new vehicle. Do I need to commit now, or can I see what's hot when you take the oath?

@JimBeam

Yeah, right... gender studies in a Muslim country.
As if they would be interested in the 68 woke genders 🙄 🙄 🙄

https://www.healthline.com/health/different-genders

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