I accidentally took home with me some top secret, national security classified documents

But when the cops came I pointed at the boxes and said "I declassify them". There. Now I can't get in any trouble 😇

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Graylight · 51-55, F

I accidentally drove home in a Porsche, but when I said "It's okay, I transfer it mentally to me," it was all OK.