And now for something completely different...

When a man, identified by law enforcement as a white supremacist, opened fire on Black patrons at a grocery store in upstate New York, Florida Gov. Ron "Death" DeSantis, a Republican, balked at calls for stricter controls on firearms, arguing that such restrictions actually contributed to mass casualty events.

But at rallies set to take place this month in Arizona, Ohio, and Pennsylvania, featuring Death DeSantis as the star speaker, firearms will be strictly prohibited through the use of airport-like screening devices and protocols.