Donald Trump's first wife, Ivana Trump, dies at 73

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[image deleted]Our mother was an world-class athlete
she was found dead at the bottom of a set of stairs
her death is not considered suspicious
police believed she died of natural causes.She was 73.

It is with deep sadness that we announce the passing of our beloved mother, Ivana Trump,” her children said

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Ynotisay · M

And after you're done grieving...PLEASE DONATE!

markansas

@Ynotisay no shit he is using this to make money.. wow.

windinhishair · 61-69, M

@Ynotisay No surprise there at all. I mean, who doesn't try to make money on the backs of their deceased former wives?

Diotrephes · 70-79, M

@Ynotisay If she was so wonderful, why did he dump her for another hooker?

Ynotisay · M

@Diotrephes I don't know. That's probably a question for the "Family Values" types.

windinhishair · 61-69, M

@Diotrephes @Ynotisay Duh. Easy. He loved families so much that he decided to create three different ones with different wives.

Diotrephes · 70-79, M

@windinhishair He seems to like those foreign commie women. No wonder he sucks up to pootin.

windinhishair · 61-69, M

@Diotrephes Trump was excused from his deposition today due to his grieving process. Apparently that is only a 24-hour deal or less, as he has another Adoration Event scheduled tomorrow in Arizona, where he will bask in the worship by his Cult and continue his grifting.

Diotrephes · 70-79, M

@windinhishair the orange guy has at least six more people he can sacrifice to avoid testifying. They might want to start to get nervous.

windinhishair · 61-69, M

@Diotrephes Ivana's official cause of death was blunt force trauma to the torso.

Diotrephes · 70-79, M

@windinhishair Didn't they see the baseball bat?