We've got to slow this thing down

"Secret Service agents are affiliated with white power groups."
"Rudy Giuliani just confessed to his bad act while trying to destroy his witness."
"Scotus judge thinks abortions are given so we can make vaccines."
"Retired military general doesn't believe in protecting the peaceful transfer of people."
"The former President of the United States* tried to wrestle a secret service agent? To go to a coup?"

It's getting to where everything sounds like a random headline generator.