Ted "I'm just trying to be a good dad" Cruz couldn't take the cold so ran away to Mexico. Now, he can't stand the heat on gun safety and storms out

of an interview. I wonder how he will blame "his girls" for that. Can't he catch a break? He's just trying to be a good dad.

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windinhishair · 61-69, M

When the going gets tough, Cancun Cruz gets going. In the opposite direction.

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@windinhishair Now, that's the kind of folk-hero "the base" can support.

@MarkPaul Texas Tubby!!

spjennifer · 61-69, T

@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays Texass Teletubby Teddy! 🤪

spjennifer · 61-69, T

Run Teddy Run! Run away fast! 🤪

@spjennifer He has a run in his stockings? He needs to change his nylons!!

spjennifer · 61-69, T

@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays He needs to put on his big gurl panties too! 🤪

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I'm sure he has an explanation. Doesn't he usually have a convincing explanation? Cruz explains his cruise!!

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