That fat slob of a failed businessman who once pretended to be president with his First Lady daughter distances himself from "the base" yet again...

--> "And, I'm going to walk to the Capitol with you..." Reality: He hightails it to the White House to watch the insurrection he incited on TV while shoving Cheetos and Diet Coke down his throat.

--> Requests the Court to hold him exempt for his actions on the day of his insurrection because of who he thinks he is. Judge denies his request and allows lawsuits against him to proceed.