The mail lady ran over my Christmas tree. Can I sue?

Call her a mail lady and she can probably sue you!

You can sue, but you'll probably never get any mail ever again, for the rest of your life.

You could sue her if she didn’t!!!

Depends. Was it in your living room?

Hahahahahahaaa!!!

Yes.

You again.

Well, I had a word with the admins of this website, and apparently, low effort shitposting like this is not technically against the rules here.