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Khenpal1 · M
Why does Britain like tea so much? Because tea leaves” and I got blocked by female tea drinker 😂
“‘In and out’, it’s a very hard decision. It’s like the other day, my flatmate was making me a peppermint tea, and he said ‘would you like bag leaving in, or taken out?’ If you leave the bag in, on the whole the cup of tea itself will get stronger, and it might appear that the bag is getting weaker, but it’s now part of a stronger cup of tea. Whereas if you take the bag out, the tea’s now quite weak, but the bag itself goes directly in the bin.”
“How about that Brexit, huh? I’ve haven’t seen so many Brits pull out since Madonna was dating.”
The new sex position is called Brexit:
It's when you promise to pull out but you don't🍌
“‘In and out’, it’s a very hard decision. It’s like the other day, my flatmate was making me a peppermint tea, and he said ‘would you like bag leaving in, or taken out?’ If you leave the bag in, on the whole the cup of tea itself will get stronger, and it might appear that the bag is getting weaker, but it’s now part of a stronger cup of tea. Whereas if you take the bag out, the tea’s now quite weak, but the bag itself goes directly in the bin.”
“How about that Brexit, huh? I’ve haven’t seen so many Brits pull out since Madonna was dating.”
The new sex position is called Brexit:
It's when you promise to pull out but you don't🍌
bookerdana · M
There's not a problem... call in the troops...
@helenS Well his chum's running the country, General Ignorance.
